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Yea. That's right.
It's freaking April and this is the first freaking update of the freaking year!
And it's going to be BORING!
News News News.... Ok I
know we started this site originally to make people laugh and its not supposed
to be some rss feed or boring announcement board but I have to give a couple of
shout outs / props where props are due!
Congratulations to
Magikman and Turkey on their engagement! They have a nice vacation in Hawaii this week
where he popped the question.
I hope
they bring me a shot glass or one of those grass skirts!
Congratulations to
Gromet & Lexy! "Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togeathahh.... too
day....." Happy engagement and I hope an even happier party!
We never did wish
FastFrank and PezPunk congratulations on baby Willy being born last year...
Heck I'm not sure if
there was a congratulations made to ME on a new born boy in June of last year.
don't forget Heineknator
and MelBeDancin on THEIR new baby too this past year. (i know there was an
annoucement for this one.. itssok, you get 2)
And a blast from the
past, SlyTigger (one of my wife's oldest friends in the world) also had a baby
this past year! (it was a gurl)
Killa and .. well ...
she doesn't have a nick name does she?! THEY ALSO had a baby boy this past
year!
(yea I know. I'm a prick
cuz I don't know what her nick name is or if she even has one! sorry killa :)
ok I think that's it.
Now for a lil stupidity! because there is just SO MUCH OUT THERE!
Sometimes a
name change really is best!
Talk me to the
CLEANERS baby!
I know, I know. I
was there at one point in my life.
"Which way should I go, which
way should I go?"
Ok so... like... how do
I get there... from here?!
If I saw this on the street, I know I would end up paying some kind of ticket!
Everything one needs for
the perfect "Shotgun"
wedding!
This is GREAT marketing
and advertising strategies!
But think about the college costs!
yea....
what? this reminds
me of a George Carlan skit.....
Caution...
Falling Cow Zone......
".... I don't care HOW
cold it is!" This is SOOOOOO
something I would do.
Forget about gas prices
for a second. You want a cheap dinner for the kids?
Stuff them with burritos the
night before you fill up!
Wait... no.. go.... hold
on... wait... I'm confused...
Stupid people make my head hurt!
How the hell can you....
OHHHHHH I get it!
There's a
web site!!! These two go hand in hand. sigh....
Now this is quality
humor! I would have done it first if only I had
an extra oven.....
I don't know if it's
true but this sign is alleged to have been photographed at Nasa's Kennedy Space
Center... Spelin iz knot
imprtunt fer astranawts!
Make up your mind!
Maybe it's short
term work!?
Just an fyi. On
April 1st, my 8 year old daughter tied a dollar to a string
and my 60something
year old father bent down to get it and FOLLOWED it down the hall.....derrrr
abba dee abba dee abba
deee...... that's all folks.
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is some
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