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Posted By:  Adam  on 02/15/01 @ 4:00

Yesterday...

Welp Yesterday wasn't as bad as I was expecting it to be.. I had Dinner with two of my Favorite people... Dawn and Tori... we went to the bar ..Grand Stands... the good the food was actually pretty good, I never ate there before...But I'm definitely going back on Friday night.. its there 1 yr anniversary.. so Free Buffet and Happy Hour all night... from 9 to 1....heh we all know I'm not driving:).. so how about Erica.. <wink wink>... Anyway after dinner Dawn split to meet up with her cousin's... and Tori and I went to pick up Lee at Meg's house where we were offered some chicken that Meg's dad got for a Buck.. He was So proud of himself.. he was telling everyone;) Then after we left Meg's house, Lee, Tori and I went to the Levittown South bowling ally.... Where I was able to show Lee the epitome of Levittown Trash.. So we're bowling and this one time Lee shows off and gets a Turkey... then after Lee and Tori kick my ass in the second game we leave and head back Killa's... and that was My V-Day...

Posted By:  Adam  on 02/15/01 @ 11:00

A Song About Tori's Favorite Word...

Here is a Valentine Day Song from O&A also there is the Butt Plug sketch too....

 

Posted By:  Adam  on 02/14/01 @ 4:24

Option # 7

Don't ask, but just listen to the options, when you have a moment!

Follow these instructions:
It is a toll free call.

Call the following company:
National Discount Brokers

1. dial 800-888-3999 (it's toll free)
2. listen to ALL of the options specially number 7.
3. at option 7, press 7

Every company should have an option 7!


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Posted By:  Adam  on 02/14/01 @ 1:00

Drinking Buddies

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one
turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what
else to do.  Whenever I go  home after we've been out drinking
I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off
the engine and coast into the garage. I  take my shoes off
before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I  get
undressed in the bathroom, I ease into bed and my wife
STILL wakes  up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously
taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway,
slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the
closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my  wife's ass and say,
'How about a Blow Job?'...
..... She's always sound asleep....."

Posted By:  Adam  on 02/14/01 @ 9:40

Blah...HAPPY SINGLES' AWARENESS DAY!!!

Okie... So today is Valentine's Day.. Oh Joy...I usually have no problem with this day... because it gives me a reason to spend endless amounts of money on the girl I'm with.... but this year I'm actually single... so I don't have a girl to spend my money.. or spend my time with... Oh well I'll deal.. and get over it... eh you know it happens to the best of us.. I just hate the point of being "the nice guy" ... Argh ... Anyway that's my Post for now... I hope all you couples out there enjoy your V-Day...

Here is a Poem a friend sent me..::

Fuck Valentines Day

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all this shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I stick a dozen roses up cupids ass.
I will spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And I will wear black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit.
So here is my story...What else can I say?
Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentines Day!

Posted By:  Adam  on 02/14/01 @ 9:21

Another Quickie...<An Important One!!!>>

It's Aiden Joshua Knapp!!!!!!  

Posted By:  Adam  on 02/13/01 @ 4:55

Quickie...

This is a quickie.. I was thinking Erica could send this to Keith for V-Day.....

Posted By:  Adam  on 02/13/01 @ 9:56

Today's Babble...

Back in the day many of us where on a chat system called  Point Blank BBS... I found this picture today.. it was titled Hackers... but to me it looks like an old picture of the users of the BBS.... lol... 

Erin this shot is just for you:)

Hay, now that seems like a long and on going job.. that's a pain in the ass.. kind of like how heather feels @ work....This past weekend Erica and I went out to Tanger Outlets... and I saw a shirt for Killa but that didn't have it in his size... so I figured I'd post for everyone to see.. and stair kind of like Bob Barker is doing..  And like the Black couple that walked past out table at Fridays last nite.. when Killa was leaning over the table and his crack was showing...

This sign should be on Killa and Bri's Fridge... 

I Bet the same people on the bus... are the same ones who painted the street.... 

The Pope doing the Macarena? 

You ever just feel run down?

New kids toy

See the Matrix does exist....

uhuh O.J.  huhuh that's all I'm gonna say...

Oh and before I forget here is the Chef for Tori's bun =)  LOL

Posted By:  Adam  on 02/12/01 @ 1:25

Short Babble...

I just got this from a client of mine... it was kinnda funny but sick at the same time... Hair Ball...  Thanks Ed...

Posted By:  Adam  on 02/09/01 @ 1:06

Bullshit Babble...

Hay.. I KNOW I'm going to get my Ass kicked for this.. but Oh Well.. if you don't like it.. READ THE NOTE on top of this page.... Someone we know is Defective again and she ate everything even the the plate last night for dinner.... do you  think she's got a bun in the oven???... Okay.. after saying that she'll properly want to put a bomb in my mouth and light it... .. Now my nose is itching... doesn't that mean you'll get into a fight with someone close to you..... Shrug...

Make Sure You Get YOUR dot com.. like I got mine:) 

Posted By:  Adam  on 02/09/01 @ 10:17

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