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Friday Babble.... Apparently girls farting is exciting for some people.. but I always thought girls didn't fart... They don't keep there mouths closed long enough to build up pressure....
But, What I DO find exciting is Girls Kissing... Thats also why I likes the movie Cruel Intentions .....<..3 megs.. but worth it...>
See I told you.. you should go to church...
They've done it.. They've cloned a human baby....
Posted By: Magikman on 06/22/01 @ 4:30 Link Whore.... Two More Sites where added to each side... PacLand.cc has some good reading... and ZeeBarf.com has got some funny ass Cartoons... Their on the right...and to the left two more voting sites where added... Freakfarm..., StileProject... ,SteelGirl and AngryKids.... Don't forget to vote on all of them... Posted By: Magikman on 06/22/01 @ 10:28 Qwerty.... First off.. let me start.. by saying thanks to dagimp.org for plugging my site today...Also Please remember to Vote on all the links on the bottom left...
And now.. for the real post...
At this point I would have thought everyone would know to talk what I say here with a grain of salt.. I mean there is some truth .. but for the most part everything here is meant to make you laugh...But Apparently some people take everything I say seriously... Anywayz... back to the humor..
So yesterday I got pulled over.. I didn't have my insurance card... and the Cop said I didn't stop at the stop sign... which I thought I did.. cuz that's what you do at stop signs...then some jackass almost hits me in a van.. but I'm not going to get started on that right now...
I've gotten my nuts caught in my zipper... but never my zipper caught in my nuts...
They always say fancy sports cars are an extension to a mans penis...
Heather.. we all know your a little uneven... but at least your not this bad... and When your down.. just sing your Hungry song...
Jeff wanted me to post this.. and refer to him and Keith.. but Hippie Dave is the only one w/ the pickup truck.. Jeff you got Mini Van.. remember =) I wish you could make up your mind...
This is what a house in Levittown would look like if Levittown was on the Water...
Who remembers the PET computer from elementary school?
Newest Release from Metallica...
Another Mission to Mars..
Look how cute I was as a baby =) Posted By: Magikman on 06/21/01 @ 5:10 Babbleish Oh man... I got such a head ache... I've had it for almost 2 weeks on and off.. it sucks... I don't think its the bass on my radio... or the water I've been drinking... Maybe I'm just dying? .. shrug....
Killa and his dad last year on Halloween... Here's the finished product...
I wonder how many people that drive by at 70 MPH.. understand the billboard.. "Built like a brick ... shithouse.."
First there was the sex condom.. now there the Can condom.... how odd....
Jeff least you know where Kris's boobs are....
This goes along w/ this weeks Poll...
Random Pics...
Guess the chinks aren't Politically Correct... eh?
Another ALL I'm Gonna Say Is.. Didn't Someone Else We Know Do This????
Posted By: Magikman on 06/20/01 @ 4:17 Blah Blah Blah.... First off.. Don't forget to check the archives to see past stuff you might have missed..
Today is Sooo nice out.. I'd rather be out on the boat cruising the ocean then in my office.. others would rather be tanning in the back yard..... On the other hand I wouldn't mine eating breakfast any time of the day on any day =)
Ok this might sound strange to many of you viewers out there... but it will make sense to a few .... so I'm going to try to explain.. no explain to long.. let me sum up... Humperdink marry buttercup in little less then a half an hr.. Opps.. sorry Princess Bride flashback.. my bad... Anyway like I was saying.. a few of us played alot of Frisbee last month.. and when someone missed throwing it to someone.. Well I used to say "oh that was Jim's" well see Jim is a person.. they even made an action figure for him... <wow that was alot for 1 picture=) >
Everyone is awaiting the release of the XBox ... but until then there the Nuntendo2
Got Milk?.. I don't think that's a milk mustache...
Today's Newest Beanie Babies...
One of the 185 million fat asses that dot the American landscape..
You really can find ANYTHING on the internet even when your not looking...
Learn How To Drive Like a Moron.. I watch out for people like this..
The Difference between a Male and a Female Orgasm
Microsoft related crap...
The Actual Win98 Shutdown Screen Shot..
Added feature of Win98
Posted By: Magikman on 06/19/01 @ 3:55 Happy B-Day & Babble.... Yesterday was Melanie's 21st B-day.. so Happy Birthday...
I'm glad she had fun.. and didn't drink and climb...
I've heard of teamsters.. but Hipsters?
2 Messages from the Church... Let the Church Help... & A Tight Place....
Heather.. I got a Cluepon for you...
See THIS is why I want to go back to Vegas...
I've heard of computer viruses... but CD Fungus
NEW ONLINE: Pregnancy Test
Posted By: Magikman on 06/18/01 @ 4:05 |
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