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On 12.24.01 @ 8:50, Sad way to start X-Mas ;-) was  scribbled  by Magikman

Sadly I must say the site most likely will not be updated till after the new year... ..There was a death in my family.. so I gotta help my pop and step mom do the Jew thing.. <sit shiver> 

 

On 12.21.01 @ 11:53, Gone Till after X-Mas ;-) was  scribbled  by Magikman

To me the Holiday season means Friendship and Joy... the true definition of a Friend:  

friend (frnd)  Or fwiend (fwnd)
n.

  1. A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
  2. A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
  3. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.
  4. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the clean air movement.
  5. Friend A member of the Society of Friends; a Quaker.

It's also a fun time to build snowmen... and  sing songs about Rudolph, them Elves, and of course the big guy.. Santa.... oh yeah.. you can't forget those cookies.. and crackers.. umm Duh!.. I almost forgot Presents!!

I'll tell ya someone who has NO friends this year...  

Can I consider this a fan sign?

Looks like SOMEONE has the munchies.. guess he did to much Weeding...

Here's a List of RedNeck associated pics..

it looks like we got ourselves a redneck nigga here..

Redneck Swimming Pool

Redneck Pencil Holder

Redneck High-rise

Redneck Mobile Home

Redneck Mobile Toilet

Redneck Market

Redneck Camaro

Redneck Houseboat

Redneck Horseshoes

Redneck Shower

oh that's enuf...

I was with Tori last night @ her aunts.. and they showed me this wine that is very popular in Virginia..

A Working Lego 9 MM..

Fucking HILARIOUS sex Flash movie...

Run Afghani Run!!!

The Taliban and Al-Queda's Top 10 Excuses For Being Defeated in Afghanistan

Here is a semi Local story...   and here is a story for you Erica..

Everyone Enjoy there Holiday.. I'll be back on Wednesday.. in the mean time.. Enjoy yer Fruit Cake...

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On 12.19.01 @ 3:03,Wednesday has Come... Its Hump Day ;-) was  scribbled  by Magikman

I was thinking of making Wednesday nite poker nite.. but after a little thought.. I changed my mind.. I'd rather play Weed...

Kris.. Merry Xmas ;-)

New Map of Afghanistan 

there Will be more x-mas pics to post.. but I laughed my ass off @ this one...

Cops in Texas are strict about the Speed limit.. 

I Don't Lie... and I found the truth behind Britney's Boobs..

WE all know I love Cats.. so I found my new favorite game...

I need a lil help here ;-) .. Thanks Null

Re-Mix Bruce Lee's Moves..

I spoke to JP from wretched-pigs.com his site is pretty good.. I think ya should check it out.. He was also tellin me about his friend Pete's site.. www.bammage.net...  Also I'd like to wish my buddy Matt.. good luck w. his site.. www.metagraphical.com

I leave you with this one last thought!

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On 12.18.01 @ 11:50,Tuesday has Come... was  scribbled  by Magikman

Heya all.. It's me.. The Jew.. I usually don't type long rants.. I leave that to Slydog... But I got a bit aggravated this morning driving to work.. It usually takes me 15 minutes.. to get from my house to my office.. but TODAY it took me 20 minutes just on the S.O.B to the Northern.. Just cuz its raining people forget how to drive... even if its not raining but the forecast calls for rain... people forget how to drive... they Fagot?

Tori faxed me over a thing that her co-worker Dawn came up with.. 

8 Days Of Hanukkah.. 

  1. Lonely Jew
  2. Potato Ladkas
  3. Matzo Balls
  4. Noodle Pudding
  5. Yamakas
  6. Rabbi's Praying
  7. Circumcisions
  8. Lighting Candles

personally.. I think they have to much free time @ work..

Aiight... its lunch time.. I'm gonna eat.. and listen to some Chuck Radio and Relax..  Maybe I'll post again later.. shrug... 

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On 12.17.01 @ 2:22, Monday has come.. was  scribbled  by Magikman

So last we had some family and friends over to help decorate the x-mas tree.. then when we where done.. we light the Chanukah candles.... and for some reason my 15 yr old step brother starts talking about tea bagging... and my Aunt had a bag of needles from the x-mas tree and she was referring to it as her bag of pot..... I said to Tori.. fuck that... and we left..

War is War... Send Our Boys Home!!.. Cuz Bin Laden is gonna get his..

Just like River Raid.. one of the best forward-scrolling Atari 2600 game ever ~Sputnik23

Here's are some hints for some Holiday Fun..

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On 12.14.01 @ 5:05, Friday ... Finally.... was  scribbled  by Magikman

I shouldn't of complained that Wednesday was slow.. but Thursday I was so busy workin on clients PC's...

I think I'm gonna start Posting Every other Day... Life has just become to busy.. So everyone Welcome so the new posting format...

I know a few of you are good @ Photoshopping pics.. and then there is Heather... ;-)

Another new game.. this one is multiplayer...

Marines Unveil 'Sticky' Weapon: Military Branch Plans To Use Goo To Control Crowds

Nice Car Julies.. =)  think you call it U.S.S Louise...

There's one person I don't wanna piss off once a month... Kim from SteelGirl.com

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On 12.12.01 @ 3:28, Oy what a SLOW freakin day... was  scribbled  by Magikman

Awesome NEW Fan Sign has been added Thanks to the guys ova @ Tumblefuqs.com

Hmm Britney Spears.. goes nude... Yummy...

Groom Chokes to Death on Bride's Finger Nail... 

Kamikaze Camels

Interesting News bout blockbuster...

Tis the season.. to give gifts.. and for holiday cheer..

Bill Gates now wants a part of this war effort...

Nice truck....  get out yer ruler before parking.. 

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On 12.11.01 @ 4:18, Its Only Tuesday? was  scribbled  by Magikman

Oppps.... There Bad... 

New Holiday Toy For Sale... Since we're talkin bout the holiday's were you aware that Santa changed his policy...

Hmm Jelly Donut .. get yer mind outta the gutter

Me and my Nephew do have 1 thing in common

What do you get when you cross a Honda and a Hummer?

Thanks Erin.. for that dancing Bush..

Lucky?.

Nice Funeral Home...

I thought my Spelling  was bad..  but at least I'm consistent...

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On 12.10.01 @ 2:45, 2 long pointless stories... was  scribbled  by Magikman

Ok so last nite Tori and I went to chill w/ the Sly and Kris... Kris and I went to go get Dunken Donuts.. Because Tori and Kris wanted that Vanilla Chi Drinkin thing.. apparently its better then sex.. shurg. anyhow... when we get back.. we had some chicken.. then I notice on the D`n`D box it says "NOT RESPONSIBLE For Kashrus.. If Seal Is Broken".. so i asked what was Kashrus.. Sly looked it up on his Fone.. and found out.. Because Tori Kris and I weren't gonna eat them donuts till we knew Kashrus didn't mean Anthrax or something in Afghani since the D`n`D people where Indian looking.. 

After that fiasco I drove Tori home.. After I dropped her off... I was heading down Sunrise Highway.. and I notice what I think is a cop behind me but a bit far back.. but I still kept it under the speed limit.. I got past the diner and put my single on.. real early, before I actually had to turn.. and I look behind me and I see flashing lights so I followed thru with my turn and stopped next to the Hess station.. The cop comes to my window and asks me for my License, Registration and Insurance card.. I was only a able to find my license and Insurance.. he took them both went back to his car.. a min later he comes back.. hands me my stuff.. and said have a good nite.. and he leaves.. I didn't wanna ask him why he pulled me ova cuz I didn't wanna seem like I was being a dick...   What a fuckin Weird experience..

ANYONE who was stuck and gave up on the Lazer game.. they now is a HINT button.. so try again..

Anyhow we dropped a  15,000-Pound Bomb Used For Psychological Effect..

A Swedish company called "Locum" had this advertising in Sweden's largest morning paper last week. It's supposed to be a Christmas greeting but someone in the advertising department screwed up...Thanks Patric

Osama The Don

It's been getting a little to fucking cold.. 

Found this.. and Totally thought of you Carmine...

Hmmm Ass and Titties =)

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On 12.7.01 @ 3:00, Friday Has Cum... was  scribbled  by Magikman

Yeah!! Its Friday!!!. .I think I might actually goto the bar tonite.. haven't been there in a while.... Anyhow on with the post...

Kermit the Frog... right?

Kid sees real Monster....

Man's Guide to Life...

Chicks w/ Guns Rule... but Chicks Kissing are even better!!!

Some Good Incense.. Yummy ;-)

I guess he really DID get the last word..

Gestures from around the world... 

Fuckin Weird!!

C64 Porn.. Or Lego Porn...

If anyone is wondering what I want for X-mas or Chanukah .. I found it!!!!

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On 12.6.01 @ 5:27, Work..work..worK was  scribbled  by Magikman

Been a lil busy today.. so the post will be a lil short..  and full of links...

10SNE1

I wish my mommy would bake ME Muffins..

Legos and Religion.. Hmmmm.. The Brick Testament?

Tis the time of year people start having Holiday Parties @ there office.. So here is a Public Service Announcement..

Oh Boy... Thanks Alexis.. now I'm just getting frustrated...  and Thanks Fazed.... for this one...

BTW.. the PW for level 25 on the lazer game is " firewire "

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On 12.5.01 @ 1:58, U People SUCK.. Help Erin!!!! was  scribbled  by Magikman

Again.. Its Time To Help A Friend.. Erin need peoples opinions Answer these few questions about college advisors. .. PEOPLE  COME ON IT WILL TAKE LIKE 5 MINUTES  OUT OF YOUR BUSY DAY!!!! 

You know what I can't stand.. are those annoying bell ringers that hound you when you leave or enter a store during X-mas time...

New Weight Loss Program for you Girls.. that will help yer man too..

Lunch was kinnda raw today....

Why can't Our bowling league be this much fun?

So today they plan on Getting Bin Laden .. I hope they do.. not that it will stop this shit.. but still the bastard deserves to die a horrible death..

It Pays to read the fine print

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On 12.4.01 @ 2:30, Time To Help was  scribbled  by Magikman For Erin

Time To Help A Friend.. Erin need peoples opinions Answer these few questions about college advisors.  Your answers will be part of a booklet which will be distributed around campus.  Your answers will be completely confidential.  From this survey you will find out that you are not the only one that is having a major problem with your advisor, and maybe something can be done about it.  If you would rather E-mail  your answers to me my address is Erin@imovaherenow.com  subj:  Survey.  Thank you for participating.

Read the Questions then Post Your Response by clicking the Response Button on the top

 

On 12.4.01 @ 1:14, Boom Shaka Laka Boom.... was  scribbled  by Magikman

First off thank Rob @. ILoveBacon for the plug... keep up the good work...

its kind of amazing What you buy from a vending machine...

Thanks Keu for reminding be about:  www.thispagecannotbedisplayed.com and now let me remind you.. Don't Molest the WildLife..

Anyone see the game last nite.. what a Bull Shit call...

I bet if Dale was using this car he'd still be alive...

Yo Mix it Up DJ Colon

Cooking with Bigfoot: Hemp-A-Roni

But when ya gotta go.. ya gotta go...

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On 12.3.01 @ 1:22, December already.. sheesh.... was  scribbled  by Magikman

Today this site was archived..

First off these fuckers should be shot .. Let the Marines destroy them...  they can't out run US...

Check it out.. another Pointblank Marriage...

I wonder if today is my Lucky Day.. or like a priest will I get caught with my pants down..

Check out some of there molested cars...

Crop insurance:

A man in Ontario, Calif., who says he uses marijuana for medicinal purposes has received $5,525 (U.S.) from his insurance company after arguing that the backyard crop that police ripped up last May was covered by his homeowner's policy, reports The Associated Press. David Fawcett, 46, who said he uses marijuana every day to treat his chronic depression, argued that the theft of trees, shrubs and other plants are covered by his policy. A spokesman for the Insurance Information Network of California said such claims are becoming more common since state voters passed a law in 1996 allowing medicinal use of marijuana with a doctor's authorization.

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On 11.30.01 @ 2:18, Friday!!! was  scribbled  by Magikman

So I lied.. I did have time to find stuff to post.. but that penguin is still flying on my friends pc...

Cop caught in the act of beating someone w/ a light saber..

What's goin on in the world.. First they want stop Saturday morning cartoons.. and now they might be stopping Millionaire..

2 words.. Man Boobs..

I dunno.. can you tell me?

Save a $1.00 on heather coughawhorrecough

as you can see the Greeks found a way to confuse terrorists so they can not find their way to the airport. Thanks Giannis

What A Hottie!!!

Yeah I'll Archive soon...

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On 11.30.01 @ 10:48, Addiction.. was  scribbled  by Magikman

Today's update might be a short one.. I got my self addicted to a new game... trying to keep my mind off my problems. Its almost as addicting as Spaced Penguin...

Yeah I'll Archive soon...

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On 11.29.01 @ 3:00, Hmmmm.. was  scribbled  by Magikman

Only Outlaws will toss Dwarfs..

Cocaine disguised as Baby Food.. or just buy it on E-Bay

Pick a Bin any Bin.. or just find one..

Do we need to ask why the condom is red?

No Bananas.... I guess...

Dawn.. I found this one JUST for you..

Jihad Joe Last Afghani to Blow..

They need more of these signs on the L.I.E and the Belt

Yeah I'll Archive soon...

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On 11.28.01 @ 2:20, cha ching.. was  scribbled  by Magikman

Ok so there has been a lot of stuff on my mind... so today's post is chock full of links... 

I hate cats but this is 1 lucky pussy...

Man Drove 14 Miles With Motorcycle In Grill After Fatal Accident..

Cool Etch-A-Sketch Online...

Locking your self in the trunk will not fool the cops

Tis the season to get trashed...

Make yer own Moooosic video...

What do you call Bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?

Ans: Not Enuf Sand..

RePost: 

Garbage Pal Kids - Guys

Garbage Pal Kids - Girls

Garbage Pal Kids - Garage 

Yeah I'll Archive soon...

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