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I've found Scott's block

Those freakin Canadian's Cigarettes are to much...

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/19/01 @ 4:00

Short one for now...

Tori's has been complaining <what else is new> <hehe>.. about a knot in her neck.. Well I think I found the solution... anyhow.. I had No idea that HBO went hard core...  but nothing would surprise me after seeing this house, down the road from whorther's...

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Be Sure To Check The Archives To See What You Missed In The Past Weeks...

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/19/01 @ 9:26

JOKES: Priest, Doctor & Lawyer

A priest, a doctor and a lawyer all happened to be on the same flight when it went down in the Pacific.

When it was time to start rescuing everybody from the wreck, it was noticed that there was a group of children on the plane as well.

The doctor first shouted, "The children!! The children!! We MUST save the children!!"

The lawyer then replied, "FUCK the children!!"

The priest then said, "Right now????"

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/19/01 @ 9:06

That Sucks!

You must have Real Player to View This File.... Poor Sid Vicious.. Broke his leg wrestling...

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/18/01 @ 3:45

New Brief

Britney Spears Attacked By Giant Penis

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/18/01 @ 10:40

Don't Lie To Your Computer!

I know you'll all enjoy seeing a nice tan chick.. except she has some tan lines.. 

I got a copy of MS Word for Blonds.. 

Now THAT'S what I call a Pocket  Rocket...

I think < yeah its about fucking time eh?>  we eat more pussy...

If only you could stretch the TV...

I think I have figured out the real deal..  =(

Another sign for the house... Danger Gas

Hey!! Stop In The Name Of The Wall!!!

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/18/01 @ 10:35

Don't Lie To Your Computer!

I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password... now you have to understand he's got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect... so when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in "penis"...

I nearly fell off the chair from laughing so hard when the computer replied:

*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***
*** PLEASE TRY A NEW ONE ***

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/18/01 @ 10:14

Replies by Computer Programmers When Their Programs Don't Work

"What did you type in wrong that made it crash?"

"It must be a hardware problem."

"Are you sure you don't have a virus in your system?"

"You can't use THAT version on YOUR system."

"It's just a coincidence."

"There is something wrong with your data."

"That's weird."

 

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/17/01 @ 10:38

Site Update...

Sorry about that pop up... you shouldn't see it anymore.. I just wanted to cover myself against complains...

 

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/16/01 @ 10:34

Today's Post....

See not many of the girls liked my joke the other day.. about .. here I'll tell it again.. Why don't women fart....   Because they don't keep there mouth closed long enuf to build up pressure....  .. now that's a funny joke =)  Does anyone remember papier-mâché, well i thing that was just going a little to far... and maybe I'm going to far by looking through Tori's makeup bag and finding her facial cream and hair gel.. but I don't think so... I was in the Bar the other nite.. and this guy had a interesting shirt on.. so we took a picture of it...

 

I take it everyone know what road-head is .. my question is... does this count?

 

Odd Random Pic...

 

Beware of Cow...

 

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/16/01 @ 9:34

Company Logo's

Listed below is listed some Company logo's that you would think should be the real logo...

 

Citibank

HBO

K-Mart

Microsoft

Nike

Nintendo

Polaroid

Radio Shack

Saturn

Ticket-Master

Snuggle

Sprint

International Paper

ViaCom

MTV

E-Bay

Kleenex

Fed-Ex

GM

Taco Bell

Pillsbury

Absolute 123

 

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/15/01 @ 11:20

Ummm... yeah sure...

Well I hope everyone had a good weekend... I know I did... Ok... so not for today's post.. I think Brian, Heather, and Jenn will understand how funny This sign I found is.. after the diner we had @ Chili's the other nite when we saw a guy about to take a piss on Bri's truck...

 

Posted By:  Adam  on 01/15/01 @ 11:00

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