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X-mas pic.... Posted By: Adam on 12/22/00 @ 2:30 bullshit babble... Sorry there was no post yesterday.. I had a hard time because of the snow.. So I just chilled... got a video .. from down the road.. had the kid in the back seat.. The movie was weird.. it was all about these people and the mile high club... hehe ok.. for all those who know me it today's post was a crock of shit.. =) One thing I do find interesting.. is when people say Dog Owners usually look like there dogs... this proves it.. Posted By: Adam on 12/22/00 @ 10:02 Two more just random Stuff... Anal Beads??? maybe.. I'm just guessing... This is a good thing to know about CD Cases..... There's one born every minute... Sucka ... Killa card's this card in his wallet... Posted By: Adam on 12/20/00 @ 3:20 No babble today just random Pics. I've heard dog is man's best friend but this is a little ridiculous.. I found a leather that you girls might enjoy... Wednesday is known as Hump day... so here's a sign from Israel.. This picture goes along w/ yesterdays post about National Condom Week... X-Mas is coming close.. I hope everyone has there tree decorated already. Now that's a happy snowman Another Joke... One
night, as a couple laid down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on
the shoulder, and started rubbing her arm.
The
wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry, honey, you know I've got a
Gynecologist appointment tomorrow."
The
husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep.
Later,
the husband rolled back over and tapped his wife once again.
This
time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment
tomorrow, too?" Posted By: Adam on 12/20/00 @ 11:30 Garbage Pail Kids:) part II Melanie reminded me about the other half of the group... so here is the second half ... Posted By: Adam on 12/19/00 @ 12:00 Jokes One
day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from
the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
"I'm
lookin' for the meanest toughest and roughest hooker in the
Yukon," he said to the bartender.
"We
got her" replied the bartender. "She's upstairs in the
second room on the right.
The
miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two
beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked the door
open on the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm looking for
the meanest roughest and toughest hooker in the Yukon."
The
woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found
her!"
Then
she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
"How
did you know I want that position first?" asked the miner.
"I
didn't, replied the hooker, "but I thought you might want to open
those beers first." A
man had a terrible accident.
His
manhood was mangled and torn from his body.
The
doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his
manhood to be rebuilt, but insurance didn't cover the expense. It was
considered "cosmetic."
The
doctor then gave the man three choices -- small for $3,500; medium for
$6,500 and large for $14,000.
The
man was sure he'd want a medium or large.
The
doctor suggested that he discuss it with his wife privately before a
final decision was made. The doctor left the room and while he was
gone the man called his wife and told her their options.
The
doctor returned and found the man looking very sad. "Did you make
a decision?" the doctor asked.
"Yes,"
said the man. "She'd rather remodel the kitchen." Posted By: Adam on 12/19/00 @ 9:03 LIST
OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK:
1.
COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2.
BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3.
DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4.
WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5.
DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
6.
YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
7.
IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT
8.
IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9.
IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10.
IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER
11.
SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK
12.
IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13.
WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
14.
WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, ZIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15.
ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16.
NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17.
DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
18.
THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19.
WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20.
A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21.
NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
22.
IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE IT OFF, HAVE IT ON Posted By: Adam on 12/19/00 @ 9:00 To Erica HAPPY BIRTHDAY Posted By: The Group on 12/19/00 |
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