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Today's Crap:)

Ok Welp first off let me start off by saying the email server is fucked...It's possessed...  I need a to get a new server so anyone that would like to contribute to the New Server Fund.. Please Email Me or talk to me on AIM: imovaherenow com ... I've even tried finding that AnyKey .. Next time I'll try and stay behind the yellow line... Ok enuf server talk... I want to go play with my new toy.... G.I Jew .... and here is another Jew Refferance ...

Melanie, James, Beau, and Susie went to a Rave last nite...I wonder if it looked anything like this?

The Black Forest Gump.. Run Forest Run....

Warning From Smokey <animated>

New Crackers from Nabisco

The Truth Behind Those Nude Celebery Sites....

Posted By: Adam on 02/23/01 @ 12:00

Postage...

LOL.. Jeff is such a Jackass.. Running out of gas while driving home.. cuz he was watching the Matrix. bahahah....

Random Pics and Link...

Looks likes cars to me....

Fun Toys

Don't buy joints from Walgreens...

Killa on TV

This one I saw and thought of Mike and Meg... <it says if you can't read it : I know he's a Jerk.. but he makes me feel so ALIVE>

NiggerNazi ??? Umm yeah that makes sence

Signs on the way and in Maryland...

Speed Hump

Dick's

I dunno are they going to follow the arrow to hell?

Traffic Calming Ahead

Jumpers Hole

Work Soft Play Hard

Posted By: Adam on 02/22/01 @ 12:30

Blah!!!!

Recently, I have been having issues with the mail server.. so the Email is Down for now.. it should be up next week.. Sorry for the inconvenience. There probably will be no other post today because I'm trying to fix this problem w/ Jeff...

Posted By: Adam on 02/21/01 @ 10:00

Women's Language Translated (Scott maybe this will help you understand Patti...)

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.
We need... = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = You’ll pay for this later.
We need to talk... = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don’t want you to.
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you’re dead.
Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
In response to What’s wrong?:
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an idiot!

Posted By: Adam on 02/20/01 @ 1:50

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred
banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my
dad)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork
I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending
the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other
guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of
Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in
the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

And the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really
means)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.
It's that male perspective thing.)

Posted By: Adam on 02/20/01 @ 1:45

RaNdOm Babble

Recently Tori found these new shirts where she doesn't have to wear a bra.. and she feels the need to share with everyone.. not that I'm complaining but I needed to type something so I can Post this picture =) .. Last night Brian's cousin came over to the house w/ a few of his friends.. and they explained to us what HOV stands for... you know the HOV lane.. I laughed my ass off, I almost pissed my pants.. but i was about to get to the bathroom on time to be next:)

Umm Bri?

The History Of Fuck

I wonder what kind of grass he is smokin?

Ya know I was looking for a summer job.. I think I might of found one=)

Dr Pooper

SubWoof

Posted By: Adam on 02/20/01 @ 11:05

A Few Good Links

Killa this one is for you:  www.squeezeboobs.com

This one is for the guys: www.jiggin.net

Bri this one is for you: www.sexstartpage.com

I'm not sure how appropriate this site is but I was shown it today: www.iwantanewgirlfriend.com

Here's another funny one: www.americanjackass.com

Lil babble....

This weekend we went to the Cemetery to pay our respects to our loved ones and past by one of the rooms near the office and i knew this guy died happy..

The other day Boom Boom and I had a discussion/argument on how Sperm was good for you.. Ya know the good ol' Protein shake =).. and When I found this Picture I knew I was right..

RaNdOm PiCtUrE

Pool Repair

Posted By: Adam on 02/19/01 @ 1:00

Short Post

Ok this is going to be a fast one... I'm feeling like shit this morning.. After Yesterday... I thought Erich and Scott where going to cry.. I know I couldn't watch....  New link Added to Aiden's Page...

RaNdOm FaCt!!!

It takes about 15 Minutes for some people to finish...  

Posted By: Adam  on 02/19/01 @ 10:55

Baby UpDate...

More Pictures Of my Nephew Aiden Joshua Knapp!!!

Posted By: Aunt Adam  =) on 02/16/01 @ 12:00

50 ways chicks drive guys nuts...

1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.
2. Be ambigious. Always.
3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it's their fault.
4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or weeks ago. Get mad when they don't remember.
5. Make them apologize for everything.
6. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.
7. Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks.
8. Play Alanis Morissette's "You Outta Know," loud. Look at them. Smile.
9. Look them in the eye and start laughing.
10. Cry.

More....
 

Posted By:  Adam  on 02/16/01 @ 10:24

10 Reasons Women Date Jerks Instead of Nice Guys

10) More fun to complain about them to their friends.

9) Guys who actually like you just aren't challenging or exciting.

8) When you do date nice guys, they turn into jerks anyway, so why not save time and go for the jerk in the first place?

7) You won't get as emotionally attached to a jerk, so you'll be more in control.

6) All the other women want them, so they must be worth having.

5) Affection means more when it comes from a guy who doesn't normally give it.

4) Guaranteed to cheat on you so someone else can endure his lack of lovemaking skills most of the time.

3) No need to feel guilty for abusing or deceiving them.

2) Jerks will actually tell you when they don't like what you're doing instead of getting mad about it six months later.

1) Looking for someone you can't trust, and won't care about too much, who will abuse you mentally and financially, but you don't know any lawyers.

Borrowed from www.jiggin.net 

Posted By:  Adam  on 02/16/01 @ 9:34

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