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February 2003

On 2.22.03 @ 5:00, Am I now a los3r?..  was  scribbled  by Magikman

It's been awhile since I updated but its been fuckin cold here on the east coast.. but I felt I should update today.. Schwing!!!

 

Oldie but SILLY funny..... Kerpal...

 

Stay away from Lip Balm

 

I know I missed V-Day.. but its never to late to get yer partner a BallsyBear.. and maybe watch BankokBetty with them... And now you'll never be alone...

 

I know what I am.. do you know what you are?

 

Slydog has recently been busting on me about my spelling and grammar when I IM him...so this artical should get him off my back...

 

Sometimes its funny being dyslexic..

 

Grouchy Media came out with a new video... Just as good as the others =)

 

I guess I'm just a statistic...

 

Geek Post: What Am I?

 

Just 1 Click will help in the preservation of 11.4 square feet of endangered rainforest

 

Canada eh?.. whats that aboot?

 

No more need for kitty litter...

 

If you plan on drinking tonight.. learn how to do it right..

 

And for the Pot heads.. Check out Kermit

 

I thought everyone knew to tip the pizza guy...

 

Sadly enuf... there really is a website for EVERYTHING and ANYTHING..out there..  and YES people have to much time on there hands..

 

Interesting inventions and patents..

 

Flash Back for you... Everyone has to of had one of these games as a kid...

 

PSA.. www.ready.gov  Be prepared  or just shop @ www.homedespot.com

 

There is some  X-Mas ImOvaHereNow.com Merchandise available..

Also Be Sure... to Check out the Archives... for some Old FUnny and FUnn Stuff...And Good Music by Lester Bangz

 

A Shit Load Of NEW Shirts!! and Thongs!!

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On 2.10.03 @ 8:00, keary what the hell is a keary  was  scribbled  by Magikman

So this past weekend a few of us went to AC.. instead of Cancun .. but its aiight.. we had a good time anyway... Even tho BoomBoom and Heather didn't go to the club..  Vita-boy and I still had a good time.. The only thing is that BoomBoom couldn't stop thinking about her Pussy all weekend.. I kept telling her to Shhhh..

 

I know V-day is in a few days... so here's a few NON COMMERCIAL v-day suggestions.. and just as a reminder

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

 

Killa and E are getting married soon.. and I know the already booked the church BUT.. I think this would go over so much better here.. Click here for video

 

He's got strings to hold him down..

 

Can you shoot me now? Can you shoot me now?

 

Anyone remember Grover?

 

WTF.. Hi Heather?

 

Fish Food?

 

The Animatrix..

 

Vita-Boy.. check out Da Mix..

 

War Video... about 9 min.. but just like bein there...

 

Hey Slydog... Wanna Race? No Bumping, No Blocking...

 

Bah I had a link for the Michael Jackson Interview but I dunno what happened to it.. so lets just see if you can Pick The Nose?  if you where any good @ that.. then do you know your ass from your elbow?

 

This Computer Doctor.. seems to have a hidden message.. ya think?

 

Here's something for the Girls.. and a Boooonnnasssssss for the guys.. well and maybe some girls too =)

 

February is Black History month.. and Angry Joe gave me this new clipping...

 

Coming soon.. a NEW section.. the Angry Joe Rant... He do not discriminate

 

There is some  X-Mas ImOvaHereNow.com Merchandise available..

Also Be Sure... to Check out the Archives... for some Old FUnny and FUnn Stuff...And Good Music by Lester Bangz

 

A Shit Load Of NEW Shirts!! and Thongs!!

 Save A Site!!! <this site>
T-Shirt Hell.com

and since no one is buying shirts.. 

Now Accepting 

 

**** NEW STAFF POSITIONS possibly AVAILABLE **** 

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On 2.3.03 @ 11:30, Its like Riding a bike but standing up...  was  scribbled  by Magikman

I started classes  today... and we discussed the space shuttle exploding..  and I mentioned that CNN reported that the shuttle was traveling 18 times the speed of light.. and they all jumped on that.. and said SOUND..  I know it probably was sound but they said LIGHT!!!! so Nyah!!

 

Look girls now you can look like Sugarpie with out spending that much money...

 

Having this site has made me a lot of new friends..  but I still can't dance..

 

Like I posted last time about the baby internet.. how about mini games?

 

Pretty Phat PC Mods..

 

This is great sober.. but even better and catchy stoned...

 

Warning: When taking a picture of something you want to sell on Ebay, please try and not get yourself in the reflection... 

 

Who ya gonna call?

 

Strong Bad Email back @ ya..

 

Some people are strange.. and others are just ridiculous ...

 

Everything you wanted to know about being a stripper..  and informational poster for the Bathroom..

 

Here's an addicting game.. and here's a new game that's addicting..

 

Coming soon.. a NEW section.. the Angry Joe Rant... He do not discriminate

 

There is some  X-Mas ImOvaHereNow.com Merchandise available..

Also Be Sure... to Check out the Archives... for some Old FUnny and FUnn Stuff...And Good Music by Lester Bangz

 

A Shit Load Of NEW Shirts!! and Thongs!!

 Save A Site!!! <this site>
T-Shirt Hell.com

and since no one is buying shirts.. 

Now Accepting 

 

**** NEW STAFF POSITIONS possibly AVAILABLE **** 

Email Staff@imovaherenow.com if interested.. NOT Instant Message ;-)

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