OK first of.. WTF is wrong with these people...  I do agree with Ernie's thoughts on the war topic... he has many good points...

stupid fags... ok now funny stuff =)

Where's the cream filling? hehe on the road..

The #1 reason not to paper train your puppy...  cuz who reads the paper anymore.. everyone's reading the news on there computers...

Drugs are Bad.. Sell them to yer friends.. =) <sign up NO SPAM not even an email..> Make me the best druglord =P

Those of you who don't like Anal Sex.. read this...

Hmmm Candy with Floss... I dunno why I think of someone when it comes to that..

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The other nite Scott and I went to see Dave's band play.. November Kills.. they opened for this band I never heard of.. but now love.. Earth.ling Mass.ive .. they just fuckin rocked.. after the show we meet a few of the band members and they where really cool people.. We even bought a CD from Tracy.. she was pretty cool..

Here's a few messages for a few people.. France, those who just Shouldn't be in America.. You Know Who U Are....

our future president?

I got an exclusive picture of how the Iraqi's are getting around undetected in Iraq...

I feel we should ALL support our troops over seas... 

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Here's a few funny movies... :

FarmSluts...

another video from that fat kid who rapped last post..

a favorite of mine..

Hmmm A a singing Cow...

I want this for my B-Day.. you can get it here and I'd also like to witness alot more of this kind of activity =)

I think I need to find all my old legos... anyone wanna help?

Redneck fun maybe? but definitely trailer trash fun...

Here's a lil Retro Fun... Speak ~N~ Spell..

hehe I dunno if you guys remember how we picked on Tori when she would fall asleep on Killa's couch.. but I don't think we ever got this mean... but now it gave me some ideas =)

Wanna beat Andrew WK?

New Idea for an old monitor..

Whorther has her own cafe?

Ok I'm done for tonite.. I gotta pee on my neighbors house;)

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Mmm where to begin.. Lets start off with a few serious quotes:

"Comedians may be perverts and lazy, bad dressers, but they don't lie" .. I guess that's why I'm so funny..

"The World is going crazy when:
the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
and Germany doesn't want to go to war."

And this isn't a quote but it reminds me of Slydog playin Halo.. Speakin of Slydog I'm glad to see he is doing something with that Fiero..

And getting back to the war thing... anyone notice where Iraq is on the map?.. Also. I think France should STFU.. and get off there Homo asses and stop being such damn pussies..

This is fucked up right here...

Ok .. now on a lighter note.. the funny stuff...

Here's a Strongbad Emails.. or Maybe Not..

I dunno why but this reminded me of Reed..

Clinton should of known about this website..

Sometimes I just love a good commercial.. <play the 200K feed if you can>

ok I'm gonna get a lil phallic w/ the next few links.. but don't worry I'll make up for it:)

This should keep the woman in the Garden...

Or if yer looking for the All American guy...

and now time for me to make for all that cock

How about Boobs in Scotch? or this Flashlight thing... <which cheats ;(

The Smurf's Lost Episode...

But least we don't have to breastfeed right? or do we?

Turkey this is for you and your fellow MAC lovers out there...

Anyone  ever see Traffic Light wars?

Flash back to the Perfect Storm..

Now some games.. yeah!!

This is in German < I think > but u can still play it and get the point..

The Dancing Game...

swron.. its just like Tron..

Chasm.. a good time waster

For those RPG fans...

ok I'm outta here I got studying to do... on my New Dell

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Short but fast....  If you have an Xbox.. you got to get XBox Live.. it Rocks...I love playin Ghost Recon online.. with out lag...

Seen a camel toe lately?

I gotta get me one of there trunk monkeys...

I was asked this week if I knew how to tie a tie.. for those who Don't know.. Yes I Do.. now so will you...

Jerkie Boyz BattleShip

Pot Smokers giving back to there community..

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LOL so I got a few emails asking if I shut down the site since Feb. 22nd...  and the answer is NO.. I've just become a lil busy trying to hide my lil secret... ok its not really my secret but I couldn't think of of anything else to type.. so Nyah!

Anyway the new version of Dead Aim is out... it gets ride of the annoying advertisements..

Its snowing again... maybe I should invest in the SnoMoto..

I love seeing the Gov't take over websites... http://www.isonews.com/ ...  someone I know has been playing around on IRC that's how I found that link...

Some people really have to much time on there hands...

It Sucks when ya get caught eh?

One place a hummer shouldn't go... I bet this felt like a Big dick

Take the test!

Splish Splash Scott was takin a bath...  .. speaking of Scott.. he also can't be a miner...

Check out this awesome display of Decoys... or watch a video of different guns being shot...

To catch you up.. here is not 1, not 2, but 3 Strongbad emails....

Can ya hear me now?

Here's a page of Many funny songs and stuff...

Have you seen the RedNeck SUV, or Measuring tape, or even there Palm Pilot...

Something I just Never wanted to know...

Do you like Pie? ... or maybe just fuck the diet..

Wanna see what you missed during Mardi Gras

Those Japs have interesting clothing designs... 1 , 2 & 3

Sugarpie.. A few weeks ago you tried to do some Origami @ my house and it didn't come out right.. try some of these...

heheh A typical Guy move...

Hmm How's yer Aim?

Ok.. I think I'm done for now... sigh....

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