I hope everyone has gotten there trees..

I dunno about you .. but a Jew being Santa.. isn't there a law against that?

Santa On Radar.. he better watch his speed...

To me the Holiday season means Friendship and Joy... the true definition of a Friend:  

friend (frnd)  Or fwiend (fwnd)
n.

1. A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
2. A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
3. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.
4. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the clean air movement.
5. Friend A member of the Society of Friends; a Quaker.

It's also a fun time to build snowmen... and  sing songs about Rudolph, them Elves, and of course the big guy.. Santa.... oh yeah.. you can't forget those cookies.. and crackers.. umm Duh!.. I almost forgot Presents!!

I'll tell ya someone who has NO friends this year...  

Can I consider this a fan sign?

Looks like SOMEONE has the munchies.. guess he did to much Weeding...

Here's a List of RedNeck associated pics..

it looks like we got ourselves a redneck nigga here..

Redneck Swimming Pool

Redneck Pencil Holder

Redneck High-rise

Redneck Mobile Home

Redneck Mobile Toilet

Redneck Market

Redneck Camaro

Redneck Houseboat

Redneck Horseshoes

Redneck Shower

oh that's enuf...

This wine is very popular in Virginia..

A Working Lego 9 MM..

Run Afghani Run!!!

The Taliban and Al-Queda's Top 10 Excuses For Being Defeated in Afghanistan

Here is a semi Local story...   and here is a story for you Erica..

Everyone Enjoy there Holiday..  in the mean time.. Enjoy yer Fruit Cake...

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Cablevision is starting to piss me off.. I called them for Tech Support cuz my line keeps going down and they don't know their ass from their elbow.. 

I'd like to make a personal announcement... I passed yet another Microsoft exam..  Now I'm a MCSA..

so where was I? oh yeah.. Im Ova Here Now.. it looks pretty cool in ASCII too.. 

Mmmm The Power of the Thong ..  Just thinking bout an ass like that Mmmm Yummy... Just Rub it..  and if you don't know how to use it..  Just Read on..

Another StrongBad..

Movie Time..  First Stardudes, Now Lord of the Peeps..

Scott this one is for you.. since I know you love clowns...

Games games gameS...  Text Pong .. SnowBall PinBall.. SnowBall Fight.. Jackson Baby Catch

If you plan on flying and you have a PDA you might want this software...

Flashback from my childhood.. and probably yours too...

Don't know what to get yer loved one for x-mas?

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I'd like to Start off this post with a big bang.. ;)

On the way to get Patti, Janeane asked me if I like Jay and Silent Bob. that made me think of Clerks.. but here's the twist What if it was done with Super Heroes?

So I had a a few drinks tonight.. and SOME PEOPLE <wink wink> let me on the dance floor.. which was a mistake.. even Van Diesel dances better then me.. he's even got more hair...  But we all had fun so it was aiight.. even heather... And the Whole reason we went tot he bar last night was to see Lester Bangz.. 

New Untitled Page is back..

Sly sent me some computer humor.. and Outlaw sent me some shots of his new living arrangements;) 

HairBall Bowling.. Enjoy... and good luck w/ this one.. 

Dunno if this will work.. but Holy Shit this gooks good...

Got a new post-it.. leave a message:)

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I Guess the Pen IS mightier then the sword... 

First before I post this Classic FLICK .. A Public Service Announcement .. A Classic but still a goodie.. But here's a warning  from our NYFD Medic.. Playa...

Sugarpie.. it took ya foreva to find a good looking dress.. but it took me 2 minuets to find you a shoe..

Ain't this a nice pussy.... and what a long hose...

Its Song time... First the Funk.. Then someone who is funky..

This has Scott and/or Killa all ova them... 

I'm sorry.. but I've just to lazy to scan and post the camping pics.. so here's another groups camping pics... Enjoy

Curry is evil? Strongbad isn't

Holy Bong.. Pot Man...

So When I Move.. I found the perfect fridge for me...

There are many cars I'd like the give this ticket too...

Here's an Early Holiday Gift...

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I now sell Cigarettes from the site...  goto: http://adam.joecigarette.com  and tell your friends.. its less then 30$ a carton..

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