"You might be a redneck if...." So that's what Charlton Heston's mailbox looks like! I said NO JUNK MAIL ALLOWED! "I shot the mailman...but I did not shoot the deputy." Talk about going postal! The mailbox at SmokingGun.com. Drop the Victoria's Secret Catalog, and back away slowly. You've Gun Mail! 357 Smith and Wesson Avenue. "This is a .44 mailbox, the most powerful mailbox in the world... and can blow a man's head clean off...so do ya feel lucky, mailman?" Let's see those bastards knock this baby over. Wile E. Coyote gets Back at the mailman. Damn, Wish I'd thought of this. Do you think he's compensating for something? Guns don't kill people. Mailboxes kill people. Don't bring a baseball bat to a gun fight. When you need to shoot a quick note to your mother-in-law.